Posted Jan 15th 2019 with 57,017 notes

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

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Posted Jan 14th 2019 with 277,327 notes
Posted Jan 14th 2019 with 1,011 notes

malinconie:

image

Giulio Romano, Vault: The Assembly of Gods around Jupiter’s Throne, c.1532-34

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Posted Jan 14th 2019 with 22,484 notes

luzonbleedingheart:

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

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Posted Jan 14th 2019 with 1 note

me: arranges coffee w/ boi for the first time in my 21 years of life

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mine-fxr-me-deactivated20180731:

as a fucking joke, absolutely

Posted Jan 12th 2019 with 127,808 notes
Posted Jan 12th 2019 with 32,028 notes
Posted Jan 11th 2019 with 0 notes

how to flirt with a best buy employee

asking for a friend

Posted Jan 11th 2019 with 2 notes

can someone pls give me strength to use my sick days on just.. not wanting to be at work

Posted Jan 10th 2019 with 146,471 notes

teenagerposts:

most girls: hair in an updo, thigh gap, wears lots of makeup and designer clothes, runs a hipster blog

me: bald, wears glasses, a frightening beard, button-up shirts, and a porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks.

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Posted Jan 9th 2019 with 158,183 notes
stumbleonhometomycats:
“this is the greatest tweet of 2018
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Posted Jan 9th 2019 with 178,967 notes

ziraseal:

saintblackhat:

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

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Posted Jan 9th 2019 with 684 notes
Posted Jan 9th 2019 with 201,369 notes

wetfruit:

you: hey

me, with 25 wikipedia tabs open on cryptids, megafauna, & extraterrestrials: what?

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